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Today, I had my long-overdue shiatsu massage that I've been wanting to get from Bioessence. And while I was getting squished this way and that in a state of semi-nakedness, my mind began to wander.
Oh no, they're doing IT again. What an utter bore.
Hey, I didn't know I had air bubbles in those joints.
The bleeding newsletter should be done by tomorrow.
Wait. Thinking about work bad. Must not think of work.
India. Thinking about India better. Yoghurt, mmm.
And at this point, I fell into the Giggle Loop. To illustrate, I present Steve, Patrick, and Jeff of the BBC:
Now, the significance of the Giggle Loop to the word 'yoghurt' lies with John Cleese and his "Lesson in Logic" from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail Album, where he says, "'Fuck supper!' I now invariably conclude, throwing logic somewhat joyously to the four winds, and so we thrash about on our milk-stained floor, transported by animal passion, until we sink back, exhausted, onto the cartons of yoghurt."
My brain seems to be designed to torment me, since it rewound a few seconds earlier to "...so that I would not have to rely on that rancid Pakistani for my orgasms!"
So imagine, if you will, the scene: masseur lifts my leg--loose-legged massage shorts falling down enough to give the Kurrien family jewels a good breeze--and proceeds to rotate said leg. Brain loops John Cleese's voice in my head, "rancid Pakistani for my orgasms." Masseur repeats same process with other leg, brain loops same audio file at the same time.
Bwiset.
Maybe I should console myself with the fact that when there's a minute silence at my funeral, people will just burst out laughing.
